If I were God I’d send Mrs. Palin to the moon

And then I’d make her sweep up all the dust

‘til there was nothing left to do

 

If I were God I’d wonder how you can assume I’d look like you

Why do you twist the truth

And make me feel like I am being used

 

         Stop spreading these stories about me

         Someday they might bite you back

         If I were God

 

If I were God I’d be much lonelier than I am today

And you would still distort the things I stand for

And the things I say

 

         Stop spreading these stories about me

         Someday they might bite you back

         If I were God

 

Get off of your knees, let’s go get an ice cream soda

Why don’t we sit down and shoot the breeze?

         If I were God